bad bonk (so bad it needs to be its own thread!) Kovan XiaoNa 83725132

[mmguy88]

so the story goes that I was trying my luck on Locanto after spending much on those well known stables (which didn't end up good either). came across this post (as titled). and because I only had less than an hour before next appointment I thought I could give it a try.

fuck it was hell of stupid decision.

location at a serviced apartment near YCK Road. waited at the guard house 10mins before getting her 'instruction'. saw on the visitors list like 5 guys went to her unit before me in the last few hours. I was excited to meet her despite sweating like hell. then i went up to the unit, only then she told me it was one level down.

already tired going up and down the floor, when the door opened, I was trying to figure out if it was the same person. not pretty and sexy as it should! the resemblance is only 30% I almost feel like rejecting it but I thought to be a nice person that just 'swallow' it. turned out it was a bitter gourd.

went into the room. and I looked at her top to toe in full and I was like 'damn I got cheated' but too late to walk away. she's skinny and petite (though that's only thing I can accept), looked 5-7 years older than the age on the post, and has a coarse voice (spoiler ahead: granny moaning).

she asked me if I want to go to bathe alone despite I was taking off my clothes in the bathroom already - hello, it stated bathing together on the post! cut it short, I did a quick wash up as I was expecting a bbbj. and yes you got it right, it is not even close. I was instructed, yes you heard me right, like an auntie to a boy (I'm certainly not young damnit) to lie down on the bed and here comes the boring part.

she licked my nipples like a dog unwillingly licking a rotten bone (bear with my language, it's bare but it's true) and she started making those light moaning like a spoiled reddifusion radio and I was actually hoping she would just keep quiet. not even a minute she took out the condom and I was like, wait, it's not bbbj?? she shaked head and proceed to cap my gun and did the suction (with the teeth action gosh!). while doing it she complained that mine was large and it might hurt her. I was like, come on stop your lame act pls. I know my size and while it's not small I am no ammo or black guy so just stop pretending k.

she even stopped me from roaming over her bottom! so I just literally lied down and looked at her and asking myself what did I do wrong to deserve this b****. and anyway, the painful suction lasted less than a minute.

and here comes the boring missionary. while her down under is not loose, it is so bushy I wish I could clear it up with the forest fire from Canada. what killed me and my dick was her moaning. it's more annoying that a crying baby and my mum's nagging. almost feel like asking her to shut up but it would then be like fucking a bolster. so we changed a couple of position and between them, she would tell me to pull it out first like she's my sister telling me how to do my first laundry. and she asked if I am done yet!

so I have no choice but go back to missionary and concentrated my mind to force myself to imagine myself fucking my dream girl to just quickly end the session. then I asked if I could do a COB and she adamantly disallowed. damnit! here comes the climax (of the story) - just before I exploded, she used her finger and pushed my dick out a bit and I was like what the fuck, literally. I didn't feel the sensation anymore and I just quickly walked to bathroom and washed up. and she actually waited for me to walk out from the shower before she got in. she was supposed to bathe with me!

I left and told myself I'm retiring from cheonging after this bad bonk. the whole thing was a scam, the whole process is regimented, this kinda sex is good to turn any guy to a monk because you would give up sex than to have another bad bonk like this. here's the link btw:

http://m.locanto.sg/north-east-region/ID_782702954/Kovan-SGD90-XiaoNa-very-good-Blowjob-CIM-Sex-Sweet-Hot-Babe.html

pls note it also appeared on www.2016sg.com so confirmed anything on the page, it's a scam!

I didn't know I have to understand the ads in the opposite of whatever it says.
very good: very bad
blowjob: bad job
CIM: cum in condom
Sweet: bitter
Hot: Not
Babe: Auntie

I might reconsider my retirement if anyone can give me a REAL deal of a good bonk. so far it has been very disappointing even with those stables like Pacstar and Laserb, previously Monte. surprisingly my last memorable bonk was at L6H66 only for a third of what I paid for these stables.

天啊!

[justl00king]

Wow bro! U must be real pissed, with such a long post

We all have our fair share of bad bonks, so dun really have to retire just cos of one.
There's still many good bonk out there waiting for u enjoy!

[georgemagnum]

Thanks for sharing, TS.
Though I still can't understand why you post this here

And, your latest sexventure could be the lowest point, next bonk would be better

[djack21]

the best is always go to a trusted stable. But as what bro just l00king said, everyone has their fair share of bad bonks even from stables. i had one recently and it was from my fav stable, no discount or refund. nothing but i still go back to the same stable because i learned one lesson, if you don't like it. stop and leave. don't fire the shot. That's why best if from stable so you can always call the okt. but don't leave. make the call immediately.

I know you will share the same sentiment as me of not wanting to humiliate the girl because you will feel that it is your fault that you are not attracted to her or all that bs. but remember, like any service, the customer is 90% right.

[djack21]

forgot to add... but always be polite.

[clinton]

ts if you feel resemblance only 30% just reject on the spot, you have the right to not pay what you not get

[acidicavex]

Originally Posted by clinton

ts if you feel resemblance only 30% just reject on the spot, you have the right to not pay what you not get

Bro at his peak Liao.... so maybe he just thought make do with it..... end his worse.....

TS your weekend must be spolit by that bonk.......

[mmguy88]

Originally Posted by acidicavex

Bro at his peak Liao.... so maybe he just thought make do with it..... end his worse.....

TS your weekend must be spolit by that bonk.......

you have no idea. I had to immense myself in porn for hours after that to cleanse my mind. I still shake my head every now and then the memory flashes back.

kinda know why some people would suicide.

[abcchinese8inch]

hello bro, $90 for that pic already red flagged liao. u still go commando. kana chop carrot also u deserved it lah.

[hugs]

I almost spilled my morning tea, reading TS's post. So damn funny!!

[Sen5eS]

Originally Posted by hugs

I almost spilled my morning tea, reading TS's post. So damn funny!!

hahaa reading other's misfortune cracked u up ?

[adonis]

Hi mmguy88. I try not to find PRC girls nowadays. May be only 1:10 were good for me. Having said that, some massage girls and FL girls of other nationalities were also not good. Just that the proportion who were bad is lower.

[roosting]

sorry for your bad experience bro ...
I know how it feels sometimes when the tell tale signs are there from the start but you are kinda like "aiyah since here already might as well see how it goes" ...

most times I follow ...

sometimes I do like what you did ...

sometimes good sometimes even worst than what you kanna ...

so bad I could'nt even get it up ...
at all ...
like my didi is hiding from her ...

oh well ...
till the next trip ...

[iceage]

Originally Posted by justl00king

Wow bro! U must be real pissed, with such a long post

We all have our fair share of bad bonks, so dun really have to retire just cos of one.
There's still many good bonk out there waiting for u enjoy!

Sometimes a little bit of google can save you all the misery.

http://www.appledaily.com.tw/realtim...140225/350605/

[paymaster]

Bros, times like these, we need to do a bit more work. Research is needed and a lot of stables now are run by foreigners and an organisation. They will do all they can to trick you to lose your money to their pocket.

Luckily, our country can still protect us and we still can reject safely. You have 2 choices when the goods you see is different from what is advertised.

1) Reject on the spot and walk away
2) renegotiate price and what they can do and cannot do and time duration.

Just yesterday I want to meet a local Malay chick who advert herself on wechat.Look pretty good on wechat and after some chats on the phone, we arrange a meeting. When I met her, we went to the hotel lobby first sat down and i said i need to reply a message. The fact is, I was too shocked...... so shocked i need a few mins to compose myself. She is a fucking whale with a waist thicker than mine. I rejected nicely and paid her 10 dollars for cab fare.

Remember what you are paying for.

Cheers