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Originally Posted by sengseng
A science teacher asked her students "Children, if you could own one mineral what would it be?"
One boy said, "I would choose gold. Its worth lots of money and I could buy a Corvette."
Another boy said "I would want platinum because its worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher said, "Alice, What would you want?"
Alice said "I would want Silicone."
"Why would you want silicone?" Asked the teacher.
"Well my mom got some, she replied. And there's always a Porsche or Corvette sitting in our driveway!"  
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You jz gave me an idea. Since gold trading is now held as unlawful, i shall now start my own silicone trading company called Pamela(formerly known as Genneva)..anybody wanna buy my silicone?