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Re: My real life experience of love and Pain on a PRC

Just back from a country pub with my business associates in Iowa, their hamburger is really huge! it is almost 3 x the size of our regular burger. and it tast damn nice. anyone try hamburger with fish, beef, pork, chicken rojak together? The beer here is damn cheap, for the price of 2 dollarm you get a 1 litre mug.
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now, back to the story:

took us 20 mintues or so to get to 2Js place. Once the lift open, we can already hear majong tile sound. There are already 2 MJ table set up in their hall and occupied. (2Js in-law and neighbor, whom is of no importance to this story)
I say hi all-around, already aqquainted with them over the last few years of "stacking brick" in 2Js place, and introduce May to them.
I think it was Jasmine's mother that burb out "Aiyoh, finally willing to bring your girl firend to meet aunty liao har, when u invite me to your wedding?"
Both Jason and Jasmine crack up laughing, but not willing to correct the mistake.

Me: No Lar, May is your daughter's friend lah, we bump into each other accidentaly, so we come together lor
Aunty: no need paiseh lar, is that tru Jasmine?
Jasmine: we are all friends lar! no different who is whose friend.
Me: Oiee Jasmine, u want your lunch or not?
Aunty: May not "Gan-Cheong" to explain, y u so paiseh. the more u talk, the more guilty u becomes.. hahahah .. ok lah, dun make fun of you, aunty play MJ first than "talk" to you later.

I surrender the food to Jason, whom is laughing. I gave him a "you win liao" lor look. Geing a gentleman, I aplogogize to May for the mistake, Jasmine should be the one introducing her to the group, dunno why I ask Kay-po.
She was like no problem and join Jasmine on the chair.

I follow Jason to the kitchen and asked him: where got "3 lack 1"?
Jason: it was Jasmine idea lar
Me: What for?
Jason: Jasmine is thinking of match making you and May mah
Me: Siao Argh!!
Jason: if I dun do as she ask, later I very "painful" {pulling ear action}
Me: Wah u also scare of wife type argh?
Jason: We saw you guys talk so well last night. Jasmine says she never see May so talkative with a new friend. so the first thing she wakes up, she cooked up this idea. You see! fate brought you guys together, of all people you guys meet and come together instead of seprately.
Me: Still, u should have given me a heads up.

Jason empty the 2 take away into their bowl and we walk out to the dining table outside the hall and call out to Jasmine "Darling, FREE lunch is served, come eat first"
Jasmine "handed over" the seat to May and proceed to the dinning table, happily tugging into the "free" lunch.
As both MJ table is fully occupied, I sat with the 2Js on the dining table.

Jasmine: May, what you want to drink? Coke? Coffee? Tea?
May: some Water will be fine, thanks, I will help myself later.
Jasmine look at me and asked: What r u waiting for, go serve May lah
Me: Wah! Free food not enough stil lasking free labor .... what I do to deserve this?
Jason: wah! we give you chance to "表现表现“. let you score point. We dun make you treat us lunch for nothing mah!!
Me: You guys win liao lor!!!

Deceide that I had enough of 2Js, I headed for the kitchen and pour a glass of warm water for May and grab myself a Cold Beer from the fridge.

I pass the warm water to May and stood behind her to watch the game. at some point, I semi bend down to look at the tile. She is trying to collect "matching pair", still short of another 2 set and she will be game

Aunty surprised us again, take a look at us: Waht a lovely couple!!! Married remember to invite us hor, I give you one big angpow.

I gave up and replied: make sure it is a very big one, otherwise no incentive and maybe sponsor on Honey moon.
I got a slap on my arm from May: Aunty, he is joking only. We are not together.
and the next moment, May yelled "Hu Pai", she has taken the game.
Aunty: Wah! so lucky argh, you first game already win liao, you must be very good at MJ

Jasmine from the dining table: Aiyah, people got BF support mah
May shot back at Jasmine: Eat your lunch, talk so much, later you choke!

At a point, me and May gave up on explanation on our relationship and just laugh and brush off at all their further comment

Its turns out that May is really a good MJ player, she manage to win about 150 dollars on the table. (we play vey small, 1-2 dollar per game)

Soon it was 7, and time for dinner. We decided to Tat Pow from the nearby food court. May volunteer to buy dinner. I was "Instructed" to help with the food. Dunno very Heng otr Very Suay, free labor the whole day.

We walked over to a nearby FC and requested for a big order of Chicken Rice with a few side dishes. May nearly spend all her MJ wining on dinner. On the way back, with her infront of me on a narrow walk way, I had a good look on her attire today, she was casual, Jeans with T-shirt. The jeans somehow outline her nice buttock, they look quite cute. I maange to caught a glimse of her panties top while she walks, it is pink. [Man will be man, hehehehh]

We were sweating by the time we reach the 2Js apartment, it was quite a warm day. The sweat some how make her t-shirt a little transparent, the bra is pink too. Ooojhhh maatching underwears.

Nothing eventful happens on that day, soon it is quite late and we are deceided to leave as tomorrow is a work day.

I drove May home and went home to my parents place.
I unloaded my dirty laundry into the washing machine and sent for a hot shower. I onzz my laptop and laid on my bed, trying to catch up on the company mail, maybe it was last night activities, I fell asleep.

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The next morning, I receive a wake up and morning greeting from May at 0700. [we continue ths ritual from that day till we began drifting apart]