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Old 23-08-2012, 12:07 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Did you know it takes one hour of rigorous sex to burn off the calories from 5 pieces of valentine's day chocolates?

Eat the whole box.
I've got plans for you tonight.
Valentine.