[Caponata]

A crusty old biker, out on a long summer ride in the country , pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00

HAMBURGER: $2.25

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole¡¯ biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. ¡°Yes?¡±

She inquires with a wide, knowing smile, ¡°May I help you?¡±

The ole biker leans over the bar, ¡°I was wondering young lady,¡± he whispers, ¡°Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?¡±

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs, ¡°Why yes, yes, I sure am.¡±

The ole¡¯ biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, ¡°Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger.¡±