Originally Posted by skin
I was at Alexis Hotel last night. Place is clean and nice. Me and my friend was there quite late, so not much people around. We saw a LOT of jap men though, so when i first got to the spa, has high hopes that it was a fun night. Wrong.
Head to the restaurant to have something to eat before hitting the spa (Didn't go to the disco which is at lvl 1). Once we reach the spa, asked the receptionist whats the damage for massage++ (lingo for xio kan). Was told 1mil for local and 2mil for exports. Ok, we proceed to the spa, changed up and headed into the spa. Wanted to jump straight into the pool when the waitress stopped us and gave us some tips, told us to pick some girls before heading done to the jazzuzi. Mamasan came along and we told her LOCAL! ha.. (apparently the chinese girls are super hot properties there, but didn't come all the way here to try china ones right. of course must go local ..ha.. + china,thai,ubzi,korean are all consider exports and they cost 2mil which translate to close to $300 sing.. siao…)
Said on the bar, had some beers and along came a group of locals. My friend picked one and so did I. Told the mamasan we wanted spa and she told the girls to change into bikinis. Yippee!
After the girls change into the bikinis, we headed into the jazzuzi along with them where they will give you a nice massage and you can rabaraba with them. Everyone seems to enjoy it but the girl that I pick seems to be rushing for time or sometime. After 5-10mins, ask me if i wanted to go to the room. Ok. WTF right. Quickly go xao kan first i thought, might have more action.
After drying up, they bring us down to the 'hotel' rooms. Inside, I took another bath. Action start. bj 5 mins, fj 5mins…End (i was super tired that day and came quite fast. Came out and sat at the bar waiting for my friend.
He took almost an hr before he came out and I asked him wtf, he say his girl told him got 1 hr so slowly take time, even asking him if he wants a 2nd time.
WTF WTF WTF! i told him, mine just brush through the whole process!!! CB.. fucking piss. but what to do.. suai lor..
After changing, we take a walk inside the lounge where we see tons of girls sitting around. (for ST or LT i think). sui.
Overall, the place is expensive, but ambience is nice. nice food. but small pool (but thats not what you are there for lah) Room is nice. My girl is not! my friend one is.
Will i go again? probably. but need to wear bigger glasses so can see the girls clearing and avoid making the wrong choice. Better luck next time! ha.
Total damage: $1.4mil including tips)
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