Re: phuket
Reporting from Phuket
Day 1 - Checked into C&N, solid hotel. Landed early afternoon, went to scout. Found a few 6-7 girls in Christine but for that price better off somewhere.
Started touring bangla road around 11pm. Saw a agogo stretch & went in. Been storing bullets, so picked the first pretty girl I saw & paid 2k for her + 0.5 for bar fine. Girl was 7/10. Thought I had a good deal but was wrong.
Went back to hotel, started with BJ & service was bad. So I wanted to fuck. Started with cowgirl, after entry, she said period just came. WTF! Sent her back.
Then I went to check out the other agogo bars, Suziewong, Devil playground, etc. All CMI.
Getting more horny, I succumb to a pesky waitress pulling me into her bar. Saw a SYT (6.5/10). bought a LD for her & offered her 2k for LT. She wanted 2.5k + 0.5k barfine. Ok, since I really wanted to fuck. Another fucking bad mistake.
She wanted to eat before go back to hotel. Paid 300 thb for that. Went back hotel, she say tired. Very bad service, 5s BJ then say don't want to do it anymore. Fucked her like a dead fish. After a while, small head lost energy. Ask her to BJ out, she say no. End up, I HJ myself.
Went shower, came out, saw her fully dressed. She say cannot sleep, wanna go. I was like WTF! I paid for LT & she said tired & wanna sleep during action now she is so energtic & wanna party?! Really pissed off but too tired to argue so told her to FO.
Total $ spent for the night - 5k (including LD, barfines, etc) for a lousy fuck.
Lesson learned - Never ever fucking cheong a agogo bar in Phuket (total ripped off)
To be continued
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