Copied from my Hanoi posting, amended and pasted here.
Rules of Engagement.
Received a lot of PM and went out with some samsters in BKK. This posting is not direct at any person but just Naemlo's rules of engagement.
For PM,
1. Do not ask me for gers' contacts. I am not a pimp or OKT.
2. Do not ask me questions which can be found in this thread.
Example, "What is barfine?", "What is Nana?"
3. Do not happy happy ask for my mobile. State the reason.
Misc,
1. Do not tell me eat anything. Tell me straight what you want to eat.
2. Do not tell me cheong anywhere. Tell me what you want. I encountered a few times, commented the place is boring.
3. Do not call me last min. Inform me earlier cause I myself also have my own life.
4. Do not call me after 9.
I seldom cheong and I have a normal life in BKK. I have to work during normal office hour while you are here for short business trip or tour. You can dun sleep for few days.
5. If you call me and my mobile is off means I am in oversea.
Bear in mind the following, so dun ask me what to do. You tell me what you want.
1. Local Agogo starts about 8pm and closes at about 2am. Weekend is packed with Thai horny men. Dun expect the gers to speak Cambridge English. It will be more like chicken and duck.
Bonk is about 1500 THB for ST, 2000THB for LT, barfine included.
Beer abt 100-150THB big bottle
2. Foreign Agogo starts at about 7pm and closes at about 1am. Gers are definitely prettier and more expensive. Most speak a bit of English.
Bonk is 2000 THB for ST and 4000 for LT. Barfine abt 600-800.
Beer abt 100-150THB small bottle
3. G-club starts at about 9pm and ends about 2am. Gers are attractive and most speaks English. Normally ger will not go hotel but u can try your luck or be robert, visit her often then u will get a hot date.
Member starts from 10k-50kTHB depending on package.
Gers whole night as in the joint will be about 4500THB.
You can barfine her out abt 4500THB and she can go anywhere except your hotel.
4. Most Pubs and Disco start at about 8pm. Crowds start about 9-10pm and closes at abt 2am.
Bonk is 2000-5000THB, ST or LT
ONS is free
A bottle of Black Label about 2000-4000THB. Mixture abt 50THB
5. Whore place, along Sukumvit...
Bonk is 1500-4000THB, ST or LT
6. Massage palour starts abt 3pm closes at about midnight.
Bonk is abt 1500-7000THB
In Thailand, most hotels dun allow thai ger to stay overnight with a foreign man in the hotel room. Recommend you check with Tim from ThaiHotelDiscounts.com
Important :
There is no reason why I should be a host to a stranger or waste my time entertaining a stranger who is in BKK for short trip. So show some sincerely, buy me the first meal or drinks. The next will be shared. BTW, unless it suits my schedule I will join and cheong together else my personal life is more important than hosting a stranger.
Super duper highly important : You can always dun look for me if you are unwilling to pay for it or stick to my rules. Less 1 entertainment, won't hurt me. I want to touch Thai ger, I can hug anytime. There are a few samsters staying in BKK, they should be kind enough to look after you. You can look for them instead. Example, indianmagicoil, norice 
If u got my contact and we have not met, remember this, I am not a staff from BKK cheongster call center. Do not call me and ask where to get a good F.
Will amend or add more details as time goes by.