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Old 15-05-2010, 08:37 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

ENGLISH DEPTH!


Those who jump off a bridge in Paris and in Seine.

A backward poet writes inverse.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mitress just to break the monogamy.

Dancing cheek to cheek is really a form of floor play.

Condoms should be used for every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egoists meet, its and I for and I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because its two tired.

What is the definition of a will? Its a dead giftaway.