[seesaw]

A monkey is walking through the jungle when he comes across an elephant.

"Hello, Mr. Elephant", he says, "what a fine day it is. Would you like to
see my cock?"

Slightly startled the elephant says, "Good morning Mr Monkey. Why on earth
would I want to see your genitalia?"

"Oh, it's absolutely amazing", came the reply, "you won't regret this" and
with that the monkey whips out his member which, as promised, amazed the
elephant. There were FOUR tips to this particular monkey's monkeyhood.

"My word!" said the elephant, "aren't you the lucky one".

The monkey continued his jaunt through the jungle when he happens upon a
giraffe. "Hello up there Mr Giraffe. Let me show you my cock!"

Spluttering out the leaf he was munching the giraffe protests but he is
equally as stunned as the elephant when he sees the monkeys' four headed
knob. "Incredible!" he states.

And off trots the monkey until he encounters a jaguar asleep under a tree.
"Mr Jaguar! Mr Jaguar! Look at my extraordinary penis!"

Stirring from his sleep the jaguar wakes to find the mutant cock before his
eyes, which he promptly bites off.


"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH", screams the monkey, "What did you
do that for?"

"Because I'm a four point tool eater Jaguar"