[soundlab]

TAKE FIVE FOR A GOOD LAUGH !

Question: Why is sperm donation more expensive rather than blood donation?
Answer: Because it's HANDMADE

Man No 1 : "My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my dick & said 'first gear, 2nd gear..."
Man No 2 : "My wife is worse! She puts my dick inside her & said "Full tank please."

Question : What is the closest thing that is similar to a woman's period?
Answer : Your SALARY!

It comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days & if it doesn't come, you're in big trouble!

A woman gave birth to 6 babies. On seeing this she got off the hospital bed, slapped her husband & shouted, "I told you not to do it doggy style!"

A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank.
The teller says, "Sorry, madam, this note is a fake."
"Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute, "I have been RAPED!"

"Your secretary publicly said you have a small dick, what would you comment on this?"
"The truth is = she has a big mouth!"

A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love.
She said, "Aww, so sorry... excuse me pleazo, Front hole is so happy that my back hole laugh out loud!"

Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.

What's the difference between biology and sociology?
When the baby looks like his mom or dad = it's biology.
When he looks like the neighbour, = it is sociology.

What do u call the useless piece of flesh attached to the dick ? = The MAN.

Whoever first said "A dog is man's best friend" = he must have never seen a pussy before.....

Why is breast milk good for health?
Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing and comes in attractive containers.

Why was the two-piece bikini invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.

A mother was scolding the daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb."
"No, Mama," she said, "He is going to be a doctor. See, he has already cured me of that illness that I used to have every month!"