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A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she
sets out to rent her first x-rated adult video.
She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while,
selects a title that sounds very stimulating. She drives home, lights
some candles, slips into some- thing comfortable, and puts the tape in
the VCR. To her disappointment though, there's nothing but static on
the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.
‘I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the
tape, but static.’
‘Sorry about, that,’ replied the store clerk. ‘We've had problems
with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?’
Replies the blonde, ‘It's called, 'Head Cleaner'.’