[soundlab]

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out
to the mall in search of one in her size.
She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady
in lingerie, ‘Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?’
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and
proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much
the same manner.
After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had
become disgusted.
Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.
Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her
blouse, yelling, ‘Do you have anything for this?’
The lady looked closely at her and replied, ‘Have you tried
Clearasil?’