Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
HUSBAND AND WIFE - love your enemy
From his deathbed, the husband called his wife
and said, 'After I am gone, I want you to marry
Samy'.
'Samy?', the wife exclaimed. 'But he is your
enemy!'.
'Yes I know', the dying husband said. 'I've suffered
all these years, so let him suffer from now onwards'.
HUSBAND AND WIFE - why?
'Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax
to my wife to tell her I'd be home that night, and
when I got into the room I found my wife in another
man's arms'.
'Why Dad, tell me why?'
Dad kept silent for a few minutes then coolly said,
'Maybe son, she didn't get your fax'.
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