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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

HUSBAND AND WIFE - love your enemy



From his deathbed, the husband called his wife
and said, 'After I am gone, I want you to marry
Samy'.


'Samy?', the wife exclaimed. 'But he is your
enemy!'.


'Yes I know', the dying husband said. 'I've suffered
all these years, so let him suffer from now onwards'.









HUSBAND AND WIFE - why?



'Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax
to my wife to tell her I'd be home that night, and
when I got into the room I found my wife in another
man's arms'.


'Why Dad, tell me why?'


Dad kept silent for a few minutes then coolly said,
'Maybe son, she didn't get your fax'.