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Old 18-01-2010, 04:50 PM
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Listen closely....


A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says "You're the biggest man I have ever seen!"

The man nods his head, and replies: "I'm 6-9, weigh 259 lbs, and I have 16 inches. I'm Turner Brown!"

The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, "I said I'm 6-9, 259 lbs, with 16 inches, and my name is Turner Brown."

The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. "Whew! For a minute there, I thought you said 'Turn Around!'"