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A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

> > The wife was very upset about this and asked:
> > 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
> >
> > Maria: 'Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want
> > an increase.

> > The first is that I iron better than you.'
> > Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
> > Maria: 'Your husband said so..'
> >
> > Wife: 'Oh.'
> >
> > Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook
> > than you..'
> > Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than
> > me?'
> > Maria: 'Your husband did.'
> > Wife: 'Oh.'
> >
> >
> > Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better
> > lover than you.'
> > Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as
> > well?'
> > Maria: 'No Senora, the gardener did..'
> >
> > SHE GOT THE RAISE