Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Interview
After intensive Secretary selection, I finally shortlisted 4 beautiful ladies for the post. I decided to test how creative and how fast they can react to embarrassing situations. Please tell me who i should hired!
lady 1:
Me: a woman has got 2 mouths, with 'lips', what are they for?
Lady1: One mouth is for talking and another cannot talk.
Me: Good answer.
lady 2:
Me: a woman has got 2 mouths, with 'lips', what are they for?
Lady2: One mouth is horizontal and the other is vertical
Me: Not Bad...
lady 3:
Me: a woman has got 2 mouths, with 'lips', what are they for?
Lady3: one mouth is for eating and the other is not.
Me: *i laugh* good good...
Lady 4:
Me: a woman has got 2 mouths, with 'lips', what are they for?
Lady4: *waited for a more than 5 minutes*.......
Me: come on... say something..
Lady4: One mouth is for my own use, the other is for my boss to use..
So who should i hire!!!
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