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Nixon And Clinton
Major Scandal during their presidency....

Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed The President's biggest fear....

Nixon: The Cold War
Clinton: The Cold Sore
Complaints toward the President.....

Nixon: Carpet-Bombing
Clinton: Carpet-Burns
Their Vice-Presidents...

Nixon: His was Greek
Clinton: His is a Geek.
Presidential qualities.....

Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger.
Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her.
Things the President couldn't explain....

Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase
Presidential Nicknames....

Nixon: Tricky Dick
Clinton: Slick Willy
and finally, Presidential excuses....

Nixon: I am not a crook
Clinton: I didn't get in her nook