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After being tormented for many years by her friends about her flat chest, a woman finally decides to buy a bra, and goes to a high class lingerie shop.

"Excuse me," said the woman to shop assitant, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"

"Certainly not!" replied the assistant angrily, "I am not in the mood for jokes. Please leave the premises!"

The woman goes from shop to shop but gets the same response. After trying seven lingerie shops the woman finally gos into a bargain department store.

Marching up to the shop counter, she unbuttoned her blouse and and stuck out her chest.

"Do you have anything for these?" asked the woman.

"I'm not sure," replied the shop assistant, "Have you tried clearasil?"


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A young blonde secretary was describing her evening exploits to a friend. "After dinner,"she said, he wanted to come back to my apartment, but I refused,. I told him that my mother would worry if I did anything like that." "That was smart," her friend said, approvingly.

"Then what happened?"

He kept insisting, and I kept, and

I kept refusing," the secretary said. "You didn't weaken your resolve did you?" asked the friend. "Not one bit. In the end, we went to his apartment. I figured, let his mother worry."


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A man was charged with Necrophilia (having sex with a dead woman).

The judge saidI havn’t seen such disgusting case in 20 years. Can you give me one good reason why you did it?

Man: I can give 3 reasons. It’s non of ur business she was my wife and I didn’t know she was dead as she always acted like that.