[bakylotus]

GROANERS

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's roundtable was Sir
Conference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan Island, but
it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class
because it was a weapon of maths disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a
little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it still will
be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited
for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They both ended in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in a nudist camp. The police
are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.