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AH BENG JOKES


Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his phone book and said,
'My mobile number has changed,
Earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610'.

Ah Beng: 'I am proud, 'cos my son is in Medical College'.
Friend: 'Really, what is he studying?'
Ah Beng: 'No, he is not studying, they are studying him'.

Ah Beng: 'Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night'.
Doctor: 'Take this tablet, you will be ok'.
Ah Beng: 'Can I take tomorrow, tonight final game'.

Ah Beng: 'If I die, will you remarry?'
Wife: 'No, I will stay with my sister. If I die, will you remarry?'
Ah Beng: 'No, I will also stay with your sister'.

Ah Beng: 'People consider me a God'.
Wife: 'How do you know?'
Ah Beng: 'When I went to the Park today, everyone said,
Oh God, you have come again'.