At what age u started your LUP SUP career ?
Ans: What LUP SUP career?
How old are you now ?
Ans: mid 30s
Do you intend to get married one day ?
Ans: I'm already married, I'm married to my f**king job. It's the only thing I spend more time doing than f**king.
You not scare your life will be bored without the taste of love ?
Ans: Who say I got no love? I make love every night, just with different bitches, err, i mean classy ladies.
Wait wait... let me rephrase .. I meant taste of TRUE love ?
Ans: OK lah, sometimes they willingly suck my kuku.
You not scare the girls try to cheat your money ?
Ans: You mean they take my money leow then refuse to suck my kuku?
Then when you old and sick nobody take care of you how ?
Ans: Watch porn and PCC lor.
You not scare STDS and HIV/AIDS huh ?
Ans: Wait, so you want me to be old and sick watching porn or I kena AIDs and die cock stand?
What kind of "entertainment" you partonize before already?
Ans: Aiyah, all end up the same place, naked and wriggling together.
What countries you conquered before already ?
Ans: I think easier if you ask me which countries I have not yet conquered.
What are you aim for the future ?
Ans: The polynesian islands, some of the carribean islands, some of the countries from the southern american continent and most of the western african countries.
