I had my share of bonking outside the car and the most memorable one happened at Tanjong Rhu, off Fort Rd ECP exit. More precisely it at what the street directory call "Tg Rhu Cross", the entrance to what it's now the "Marina Bay Golf Course". Underneath the ECP which runs overhead...
Boy was it a dark secluded place at night. This was almost 2 years ago, not sure how it is now.
It was close to midnight and I've just had supper with a PRC at GL (known her for some time) and suggested for a 'night tour' in my car. It's not the first time we do it in the car, in fact it'll always end up with a SOP FJ during such a tour.
Along the way driving and hunting for a spot around that area, she go down on me and gave me a BJ - yes when I'm still at the wheel! (She's the naughty kind). I had to play kool at traffic lights with other cars stopping by my side...
It's pitch dark underneath the ECP flyover and after driving pass the metal gate entrance, it was a sandy grassland. I can't really see what's ahead as I turned off my head lamps to avoid alerting any workers nearby.
As I inched up the gentle slope driving with my small head buried in her mouth, I didn't see that sudden conrete depression in front (>1 metre high) and THUMP!! my front wheel when over
Scare the fucking hell out of us, I immediately switched off the engine to check the damage. Sure enough, there's no way I could reverse since the frontal weight of my car was supported by the undercarriage chasis instead of the wheels. Obviously I can't drive forward too, as it'll fall over the "cliff".
Lan lan, I call for tow truck service which would only arrive 45 minutes away at that hour...
While waiting, we tone down and start to get relax again. Got horny and did all kinds of positions outside and on that lao pok chia. Wow, it was one of the most unforgetable bonk in my life and I'll live to tell my grand-children about it
Of course, we finished in time just before the tow truck arrive. No prize for that driver to guess HTF we end up there and WTF we're doing there; he didn't ask but recovered my car professionally, as if it's not the first time he's been summoned for such wierd incident