[Hurricane88]

If you need excuses;

In view of the recent KTV cluster, we have come up with…

TOP 12 Suggested reason(s) to give your partner/ wife:

1. My newly joined colleague was part of the cluster, and I was tasked to provide orientation to him.
2. My hawker here got one stall assistant part of the ktv cluster, yesterday i just dine there in the afternoon.
3. My buddy’s recent girlfriend was the roommate of the KTV girl, should not have met him for kopi that day!
4. The KTV viet girl also work day job at the Nail Salon, then my direct staff went to do nails that day!
5. Colleagues and I were lunching at the restaurant that day which double up as a pub at night.
6. My friend owe me money, ask me go collect from him if it’s convenient. Then ask me drink 1 glass of beer. Suay sia
7. The Vietnamese restaurant we went to eat that day during lunch has a waitress there that was a mutual friend of one of the girls.
8. I was helping a guy at the roadside that day to change his spare tyre, and damn, he was also linked to the cluster.
9. This morning, my dad told me he was going for a swab test. My mum asked him what happened, he told my mum he went to Golden Mile to get some mango yesterday.
10. Aiya they order food panda/ grab then just nice I was their assign driver so I deliver food to them . Kns end up suey Sia, work also kenna
11. I know we miss teoheng so I go there test the Ktv set and see want buy for u anot mah so U can sing at home
12. My immediate supervisor went to the salon to colour her hair and her hairdresser was linked to the cluster.

Yeap We encourage testing! So feel free to use the reasons and go for the testing for the benefit of everyone!

Just for fun and laughs only horx

Btw, We welcome more innovative ideas..