[mazdarx3]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Q: What's the difference between a boxer and a woman?

A: A boxer stands up to get knocked down and a woman lies down to get knocked up.

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Top 10 signs your mate is getting cyber sex

10) He is getting amazingly fast at typing with 1 hand!
9) After signing off she always has a cigarette!
8) After she gets off, the screen's all fogged up!
7) During sex he screams, "a: \ enter insert!"
6) After he uses the computer, the seat is all sticky!
5) Your fax is filled with some guy's ass!
4) The INSERT key on your keyboard is all worn out!
3) The only 3 keys that aren't stiff are: S, E, X!
2) The keyboard is moist!
1) She comes home with a rubber+- inflatable disk drive!

HAHAHA and very nice joke.
Thanks bro.