[pinkthunder]

Originally Posted by water_boi

brought my son to a mall over the weekend, n this came up

me: oei, must hold hand, and dun wander far away from me please.

son: why ah papa?

me: because i can't run after the bad guys if they snatch you.

son: oh, but papa, the policemen can chase after them ma.

me: why you said so son

son: because the policemen are not as fat as you, of cos they can run faster ma.

me: CB................................................ .........

Thanks bro for sharing good joke.