[HushTug]

Originally Posted by StrongBrew

A man and his wife are getting ready for a gala event. The wife gets into her dress and asks her husband, "Does this make my butt look too big, Derek?"
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The husband sighs and says, "Sweetie, do you promise that you won’t get angry, no matter what I say?"
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The wife gulps and says, "Of course, Derek, I promise, I won’t get angry."
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The husband looks her over from all sides and says, "I slept with your cousin."

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