[bigbirdbird]

1

Buggery is boring.

Incest is relatively boring,

Necrophilia is dead boring.

2

Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you?

A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.


3
How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?

Phone her.

4
Q: How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?

A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

5
Did you hear about the new douche they've made for women?

It's made of Marijuana, Arrid Deodorant, and Kentucky Fried Chicken...It leaves you high, dry, and finger licking good!

5

Q. How do you know you've walked into a gay church service ?

A. Only half the congregation are kneeling.

6
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their nuts!


7
You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between
a heart attack and an orgasm.