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Old 26-02-2019, 03:17 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88 View Post



Every year Simon entered the state lottery hoping to win. He never did. Finally he prayed vigorously, hoping for God's message, he walked around the fair.

A flash of lightning struck as he was passing Suzie's stall. She was bending & he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see 7 written on both of her bums .

He bet on 77 as he thought God had given him a clue. He lost again..

*The winning number was 707.*
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Moral of the story : Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life 😁
Great share bro, looking forward to more jokes!