[bigbirdbird]

Diabetes


I had gained considerable weight after quitting smoking.

My internist diagnosed Type 2 Diabetes and put me on a rigid diet.

I stuck to the diet carefully and after a couple of months I returned for a check-up having lost 15 pounds. "I feel great," I said, "younger and full of pep. Why, when I spoke to your receptionist sitting there in that low-cut blouse, I felt like going down on her and eating her here in your office."

"That would have been all right," smiled the doctor, "It's only 85 calories."