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A guy went into a restaurant where he ordered a chicken dish.

Unfortunately, as soon as the food was brought to his table and was about to start eating, the waiter came back and said to him, ''Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that guy who is sitting at the next table over there? He is our regular customer and he usually orders the same dish but the problem is, this is the last chicken we had in the house. Adding to that, he is a lawyer and he has a case that is entering into the courts in about thirty minutes time. So I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!''

The guy got really upset and refused to give up his food.

So the waiter went over to the other customer and explained the situation to him.

A few minutes later, the lawyer walked over to the man's table and said, ''listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!''

The guy looked at the lawyer amused, "are you sure you'll do the same to me anything that I am going to do to this chicken?" He asked.

"Yes." Responded the lawyer.

"Wanna bet on that?"

"Of course, why not? You don't scare me Weiner. I can knock you out in a flash. So go on, do anything to that chicken and watch me do the same to you."

The guy calmly looked at the chicken before he stuck his middle finger in the bird's rectum then he pulled it out and licked it.

Turning to the lawyer who was now beyond annoyed by that time, he stood up and dropped his pants before bending over to him and said, ''alright my law friend, go ahead!''