[ChainMeUp]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are lying in bed one night.

Sherlock runs off to the kitchen and comes back with a jar of lemon curd.

Quickly he turns Dr Watson over onto his knees and starts smearing it around his bum.

"Sherlock,what the hell are you doing?" Dr Watson gasps.

Sherlock smiles and replies.

"It's a lemon entry my dear Watson".

Haha good one