[bigbirdbird]

ANYBODY LOOKING TO RESIGN CAN USE THIS LETTER:

Dear Sir,

This will confirm my fucking resignation with your fucked up company. I have
accepted a lucrative position with a company where being a bitch is not a
job prerequisite for managerial skills.

I am looking forward to my new position and the challenges that await me,
unlike when I worked with you assholes.

My last day of work will be when you realize I came in late last night and
cleaned out my desk, including all the supplies I requested and received
last week.

Hopefully, your dumb ass can figure out all the shit I've left undone for
the new team, as well as the ongoing projects I never completed.

Once the company figures out that you don't know a damn thing, they will not
only fire my replacement, but your ass as well.

Please feel free not to say a damn thing to me should you see me on the
street, unless you want your ass kicked.

My experience with this fucking company has been very unrewarding. I was
only rewarded by your secretary. She is a good fucker. She screwed me on
your desk when you were away. She told me that you screwed her every time
she appealed for salary increment. She enjoyed sex with me but not with a
corpse like you. In short, you are not only a fucker but a poor fucker.
Anyway, I appreciate having had the opportunity to use you as a stepping
stone to a better future.

I wish you and the organization not a fucking thing, bitch-ass
motherfuckers.

Yours sincerely,