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Thanks bro Supervert. Returned 11 points.

Originally Posted by Supervert

Up 9 points for your sharings

Peter and James have been friends for more than sixty years. One day Peter says, “James, let’s make a pact: whoever dies first will try to come back and tell the other what heaven’s like.”

They both agree, but none too soon, because the next day James is done in by a sudden heart attack.

Six months later, just when Peter is giving up any hope of hearing from his friend, a voice wakes him up in the middle of the night.

“James, is that you?” Peter asks in amazement.

“You’re right, you’re not wrong,” James answers.

“Well, tell me. What’s it like?”

“You wouldn’t believe it. All day long, all we do is eat and fuck. We get up in the morning, eat breakfast, and fuck, then we eat lunch and fuck until dinner. After dinner we fuck some more. We fuck until we pass out, then we wake up and fuck some more,” James explains.

“Holy shit!” exclaims Peter. “If that’s heaven, I can’t wait to die!”

“Who said anything about heaven?” a perplexed James replies. “I’m in Nevada and I’m a rabbit.”