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LEARN - Moral of story -set alarm as early as possible.

Four married guys go golfi ng. While playing the 4th hole, the following conversation takes place:

1st Guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfi ng this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.”

2nd Guy: “That’s nothing. I had to promise my wife I would build a new deck for the pool.”

3rd Guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I would remodel the kitchen for her.”

They continued to play the hole when they realized that the 4th guy hadn’t said anything. So they asked him, “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfi ng this weekend. What’s
the deal?”

4th Guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. and when it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge, and said, ‘Golf course or intercourse?’

And she said, ‘Wear your sweater.’”