[hoian]

For readers of this thread who are wondering what the saga is all about; who said what etc, the following is a summary:

Hoian:
- Accused of never having been to VN (yet somehow he has a VN mobile number at one time and can understand VN)
- Accused of being a 50+ old man living in his mum's basement
- Accused of begging for contacts of whores in VN
- Latest accusation is that Hoian is a "stealth agent"... (not sure what that means).
Conclusion: Tom is running out of accusations. He, himself, is confused and can't make up his mind whether Hoian has been to VN or not; and why he would need whore contacts in VN if he has never entered the country.

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Why Tom/MC hates Hoian so much?
- Hoian spotted & revealed that Tom is a clone of mutantchicken who was previously banned from this forum for being a troublemaker.
- Hoian understands VN and noted that the whores that Tom posted on this forum were ripped off from the VN sex forums.
- Hoian sees through all Tom's attempt at click-bait to lure unsuspecting newbies to use his services

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Truths about Tom/MC:
- Said to be the son of Vietnamese boat ppl escaping VN during the war
- Believed to have been dropped on his head while his mum was giving birth to him resulting in a head trauma... he basically "sees" things and hallucinates a lot. Hence all his incredible stories about Hoian.
- Had a hard time adjusting and trying to fit in while growing up in his adopted country. Hence he had to move back to VN to make a living.
- Couldn't find a proper job while back in VN due to his medical problem. Ends up pimping instead (but tells his mum that he is a rich & retired at 30-something... a hallucination). Fact is, if someone is rich, he would not need to find cheap whores in dark alleys and ends up being whacked with a broom.
- Tom's modus operandi is similar to bringing unsuspecting Arab tourists in S'pore to Geylang to find WLs at $30 a pop. The Arab tourists will end up feeling very grateful to Tom for taking them to a "secret" hideout called Geylang.
- Customers like Lausung who are clueless about VN are like those Arabs.

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Lausung (minor character who recently surfaced in a feeble attempt to protect his pimp):

- A dim-witted two-faced character (in Chinese we call "double-headed snake") who appears on the scene around May 2015 appearing to be humble and needing guidance (his good acting even fooled Hoian).
- Initiated contact with Hoian via PM on 3 May 2015 under the pretext of asking for hotel info.
- Resorted to making up stories about having some luck with the local VN working gals (which later turned out to be fantasy tales)
- In reality, he secretly engaged the services of Tom the pimp for US$100 because of his failure in VN.
- Recently got found out and turned around and said Hoian "begged" him for gal contact (very likely acting under instructions from his pimp)
- Lausung has recently announced that he will not be back in VN again, having explored the "Geylang" back lanes of Saigon. And has passed all his useless information to Wendella.
- His pimp Tom claims he is "highly educated and highly paid professional"... which leads us to wonder then why he needs to look for a 3rd grade pimp to help him source for cheap whores in back alleys? And also why he needs to suss around for cheap motels ($15 - 20 range)?
- In reality he has not had much success hence had to resort to paying Tom US$100 to be his pimp... bring him on his motorbile to dark alleys to find the cheap whores.