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Silent reader for years and decided to pen down my adventures only recently. Read many fascinating stories and honestly, some of the bros here are my role models. Haha. Pardon my ang moh and feel free to clarify if any of my sentences confuses u. A short intro of myself, a chinese product made in singapore, single and my age can be concluded from my nick. Definitely not 85 years old though.

Used to be a loyal and faithful bf to my ex and all these changed after she went for overseas studies. She was caught cheating and since then, the words loyal and faithful were totally removed from my dictionary. A beast was unleashed and I have never look back since.

I do not have a Wu Zhun figure nor a Edison Chen face but I guess what is attractive of me is the way I joke and fast reaction to any questions.. Something like the way Jacky Wu joke and tease people.

And so after 3 boring paragraphs above, I shall disclose on my sexual relationships with the ladies.. As what the title stated, both are willing parties.. I do not force as I am a strong beliver of doing things willingly and not forcefully.

Ever since that heartbreaking incident, I have had ONS and FWB. Do note that 排名不分先后 and below is the detailed breakdown:

- An attached local girl whose bf is a PRC
- Sisters
- A local colleague who is divorced
- Burma and Indo maids (Just started recently from wechat)
- A malaysian divorcee working in production line (From Wechat)
- A malaysian beautican (From Wechat)
- A local admin assistant (From Wechat)
- A malaysian working in travel agency (From Wechat)

Thats all I can remember for now and I will contribute the stories in my next post.

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Basically, you are telling us that these ladies get wet to your jokes.

Nice job, bro! :p

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Sisters meaning ....... ?

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Means 姐妹...

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Whose sisters ? up also?

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gf's sister hehee :D

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Both are my friends and they are sisters.:)

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Haha nice .... got tarma? :)

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Lai, lai tell us your glory conquest history.:D

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wow you so daring :p

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camp for more... :D

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Setting up a huge tent ...

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My stories are 100% real and no exchange of contacts please as I am still friends with some of them. Will update whenever i can and I seek brothers and sisters understanding.

Shall start off with the story of:
Local girl with PRC bf

Lets name the girl (Sharon) and myself as (Josh)

Sharon and I knew each other while working part time together in a shopping centre. A description of her, slim and tall (approximately 1.75m), long haired and polite lady. She dont put on makeup yet still able to attract guys attention for a second look. I guess perhaps due to her long legs and (.)(.).

We will often go for lunch together and as what most guys will do, we will buy food and drinks for the ladies first before we buy our own. She will often praise me and say her bf dont do all these in which I will reply, of course la SG guys more gentleman leh (No offence to any china bros here, it was just meant to be a joke)

All was well and good until one fateful day. Saw her eyes ad nose becoming red after coming out of toilet. It was obvious she just cried. Out of concern, i asked what happened.

Josh: Hey, u just cry ah? What happened?

sharon: Huh how u know huh? Very obvious meh?

Josh: Of course la. U cant be going toilet makeup mah since you dont makeup. And who will makeup on the nose one..

Piak, one smack from her on my arm.

Josh: Walau why u hit me.. I showing concern leh.. 好心被雷劈~

Sharon: Sorry, I am feeling down.. Just had a argument with him..

Josh: Oh so sorry to hear that.. Hope everything is fine between u two..

Sharon: No no ok yet. He started to call me names and I cant tolerate anymore. I just hang up on him.

Josh: I see. But it is normal for couple to quarrel and this is one way u know what each other is thinking mah..

Sharon: Aiya u dont understand one la but cant blame u coz u dont know about us..

Josh: Anyway if u need a listening ears just let me know.

Sharon: ok sure thank you.

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Pitch my tent here to support for more updates !!

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Fast forward to 5pm, half an hr more to knock off. Looking forward to dinner with my buddies and thereafter a mj session.

Di di, di di (Hp message tone). Was thinking that it must be a gentle reminder for the makan n mj session. Unlock my hp and surprisingly it was sharon.

Sharon: U free tonight? Can u accompany me for dinner and then a walk at east coast park

In my mind I was thinking, siao liao. Between buddies and sharon, choose one. The angel in me says, dont fly your buddies kite ok, 三缺一. The devil in me says, isnt it ur dream to go out with her, East coast park somemore leh.. Walk in the park, sea breeze and who knows u may get lucky.. And furthermore this might be your last chance to go out with her since she meet her bf daily. This is an opportunity for u and it is a bad thing if a lady asked u out and u reject right?

As a Man United supporter.. U know who I chose le. As for my buddies, kana suann by them and ended up 200 bucks poorer the following day (seafood treat)

And so I replied her

Josh: Actually I got a dinner and mj session but I have postponed le. 难得美女 ask me out, 三千年一次, your wish is my command. I am available tonight. So what time to meet and where?

Sharon: Shall we go straight after work? I dont want to go home first as he might be waiting for me at the void deck.

Josh: I dont mind but i only got one helmet leh.. If u dont mind, I will go home take helmet and come back here. Wait for me around 20 mins.. Is that ok?

Sharon: Sure thank you. See u later.

Fast forward to 5.30pm, ran like usain bolt to my bike N ride like valentino rossi for my helmet back home. Do note that the helmet refers to the one we put on our big head and not the small head. At the same time, I took one army shorts for her (something like those FBT shorts the char bo wear) since she is wearing a one piece dress.

Back to workplace, texted her and she came down.

Josh: Naph, brought u this shorts for u to wear. Dont want u to expose your panty, if u do wear one. Dont worry, this shorts just wash only, freshly from my cupboard.

Piak piak, 2 hits on the arm... Expected.. Haha.

Sharon: Thanks. U are so thoughtful.. Will wash and return u.. I go toilet now and put it on. Wait awhile.

15 mins later, we are on our way for dinner and the walk at coast park.

And it all began during our time at East Coast Park...................