Couple spa and then regular fuck sessions
 

Hi I am a 30 year old expat from the UK born and raised in London. Slim toned body, average-cute looks. Generous, caring, adventurous, wild, intelligent, articulate.

I recently purchased a pair of couple spa vouchers and would like a young woman 25-35+ who would like to be my partner and enjoy a nice couple massage.

Afer the massage i will treat you to a nice lunch, some good wine and depending on chemistry we could explore each other.

I must confess i am a very sensual lover kissing, foreplay etc are my tools of the trade. If you are looking to just be fucked hard with no playing them I am not the guy for you.

However if you want a completely satisfying erotic sexual experience one that would leave your mind and body in total ecstasy, do reply to me via pm and we can get this party started.

I don't have a preference for where you come from, however I must confess from a sexual standpoint I am not attracted to very large women.

Thanks for reading and I hope you beautiful ladies have a nice day.

Cheers

Mr Elusive

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so long paragrapgh. Let me shorten it for u lah. :rolleyes:

Me Ang Moh, got 2 free spa ticket, wanna jio chiobu 25-35 old only. after massage, we go makan and then I wanna fuck you. Dun worry hor, I'm v good in bed.


See straight and to the point :D

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Our local ladies might think your version lacks some of the charm of the original. But I think mr ang moh is wasting his time here. Better to try craigslist

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I think it is an insult that any self respecting girl would fuck for a free couple massage lol.

For goodness sake TS, if you are so stingy you better be a real looker haha

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ang moh lor... what do u expect? they dont have the culture of paying for girls... :D:D

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How is paying for the couple massage, a fine dinning dinner with wine and a fancy hotel me being stingy? So, you are saying I have to give her cash in hand? FYI I am not Ang-Moh It is entirely possible for someone to be raised in the UK, USA , Australia and not be Ang Moh!

I am sorry but you have a very backwards way of thinking mate.

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ai swee, ai pi, mai kai zhui lui......chao angmo! :D

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Got pic to show???

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for somehow.. I knew it that you will write this, when I saw the last comment is from Cuntworth... before even I see your comment :D :D :D

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His trademark Liao.

CW told u must change abit liao...

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The Post mentioned for any ladies interest to pm. I shall not be posting pictures of myself on a public forum!

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Old habit die hard:D

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his new quote HAVE PIC ALBUM ANOT??


:P

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I am still waiting for yr pic album... :D

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I think "got video to show" is better

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As i mentioned, I shall not be posting pics public. I have an avatar

also if you read my profile you will know that though born and raised in London my parents are Sri Lankan. Oh and Sri Lanka has NOTHING! to do with India. Never has been connected in anyway shape or form, unless you believe mythology.


We have different foods, majority are Buddhists, we speak a language only spoken in Sri Lanka, There is a minority tamil population descended from Southern India living in Sri Lanka. They too speak a form of Tamil very different from India. Basically two different countries and identities.

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It's interesting to note TS' roots and upbringing
he says he' no Ang Mo (white if TS dun know) but someone with less pale skin
DH's no racist but the locals call Indians/SriLankans/Banglas simply as Keling:D
for a free screw, he offers spa frolics n eats thinking it's so grand and tempting
but if he looks like Sharukd Khan or Sharid Kapoor, or he is into wishful thinking
Uncle here with the looks, hot bod, free roti-van chauffeur servicing
and a maharajah's ransom of royal massage on elephant as we go trumpeting
also has not mentioned about any poking to any ladies who are willing
to meet or accept his invites for merrymaking including fine dining
yet TS hopes to plunge his saber on the first outing
maybe TS's still better than those from Calcutta who do so by raping:eek:

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Clearly shows your ignorance and bigotted views. If there is chemistry and we decide to have sex that's great if not there is always a second date. I always treat women I've met either online dating or through mutual friends with utmost respect a few times we have had sex on first date otherwise it's been around the 2nd or 3rd the trick was making her feel special like she was the only one that mattered. Charm and humour play an important role as well.

Go ahead and make your stereotypical remarks it does no harm to dampen my spirits. I wish you a good day.

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Hohoho I have hit TS' sore spot becos he's calling me a begot
Yet he had to parlay tobe from UK, typical supremacist-type thinking of his lot
Otherwise, he could have simply just offered his invite
without the need to ride on so-called expat hype and stinking hide
As for Uncle here, this is for you adeh, Thambee
Begot DHairy cannot be, surely
becos I held birthday party of my adopted son from Tamil Nadu, my Sivaji,
just last month at Muthu's Curry with a party when he turned three:p
So again to you, Adeh, Thambee
Be humble, friendly, and dont take offence so easily
when there's still much to learn from those who've been there before thee;)

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With all due respect guvnor it was you who started it off. Let's call it water under the bridge. I will stick to my method of courting women. You stick to your method and let us leave it at that. Good day

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Just simply love massage with a white guy ! We can suck each other's cocks and fill our mouth with each other's cum ! :D

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I am quite alright thanks!

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Waiting for my durian puff......

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Ohhhh. You are finished.
Since u r not white, your success rate drops tremendously.
Sri Lankans or Indians are plentiful in Spore, fancy accent notwithstanding.

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hi ang mo,
i buy you spa treatment, makan, drinks and then fuck you for free. don't worry i also very good in bed. how about that?:p

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Wah lao, say so much, at the end of the day still ah neh what... Got difference meh!?

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you interested huh? :D

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This statement really made me spill out my drink. :D

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Hahaha forgot to say slim girls preferred!

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If not ah neh maybe can consider la :D